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officialokcupid:

Yooo Miranda Officalokcupid here again with other masterpost
Summer is here which means boredom and watching tv, so I’m here with a bunch of tv shows, their genres, and their links to watch them
Adventure Time (Cartoon/Adventure/Comedy)
American Horror Story (Horror/Thriller/Supernatural/Drama)
Arrested Development (Comedy)
Bob’s Burgers (Cartoon/Comedy)
Breaking Bad (Drama)
Catfish (Reality)
Community (Comedy)
Dexter (Drama/Crime)
Doctor Who (Supernatural)
Don’t Trust The B—— in Apartment 23 (Comedy)
Faking It (Comedy/Drama)
Girl Code (Comedy)
House (Drama)
How I Met Your Mother (Comedy)
Inside Amy Schumer (Comedy)
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Comedy)
The L Word (Drama)
Law and Order SVU (Crime/Drama)
Lost (Drama/Thriller)
Lost Girl (Drama/Supernatural)
New Girl (Comedy)
The Office (Comedy)
Orange is the New Black (Drama/Comedy)
Orphan Black (Drama/Supernatural)
Parks and Recreation (Comedy)
Portlandia (Comedy)
Pretty Little Liars (Drama)
Regular Show (Cartoon/Comedy)
Rizzoli & Isles (Crime/Drama)
Saturday Night Live (Comedy)
Scrubs (Comedy)
Sherlock (Crime/Drama)
Supernatural (Supernatural)
The Walking Dead (Drama/Horror/Supernatural/Thriller)
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (Comedy)
Workaholics (Comedy)
30 Rock (Comedy)
All links contain several links for each episode and all episodes and seasons and updates each time a new episode comes out
Please feel free to message me telling me what shows you want me to add to this

wecansexy:

gender: definitely not boy

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

zilliah:

monsterboyfriends:














Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ

This makes me weepy every time I see it. MONSTER DUDE LOVES HER SO MUCH!!

zilliah:

monsterboyfriends:

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Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ

This makes me weepy every time I see it.
MONSTER DUDE LOVES HER SO MUCH!!

urulokid:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

mahouprince:

Well, I was tagged! So here we go~ six selfies! I taaaaag… Everyone! Have fun and pick selfies that make you feel like you could conquer the world~~

chelle-the-evil-queen:

ashashi-corner:

yamino:

crystalgemcosplay:

My cosplay as Amethyst! 
My Blog: http://jayythepanduh.tumblr.com/

Perfection.

OMG NO THATS TOO GOOD TEACH ME HOW TO BE THIS FABULOUS

this is real life actual Amethyst irl

chelle-the-evil-queen:

ashashi-corner:

yamino:

crystalgemcosplay:

My cosplay as Amethyst! 

My Blog: http://jayythepanduh.tumblr.com/

Perfection.

OMG NO THATS TOO GOOD TEACH ME HOW TO BE THIS FABULOUS

this is real life actual Amethyst irl